Did you miss the Game of Desks sketch on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon? Hilarious. Well-costumed. Over-the-top parody of Game of Thrones. But, if you expected a to-kill-for actual desk like we did, you will be disappointed. The desk design looked like one of the themed printed plastic tablecloths you buy from a party store. We thought this was supposed to be a brutal battle, Game of Desks, not princess castle play. The desk needs a mercy kill.

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Jimmy should have (and could have) afforded or designed a better desk for something hyped as the Game of Desks. The chair was brilliant – Game of Chairs would have suited the final set better. Fire the desk designer, please! We are already critical of how bad Jimmy’s regular nightly desk is as detailed in our previous blog entry – Fix Jimmy Fallon’s Set.

So again, Jimmy Fallon’s desk needs rescuing. As a part of the “Desk Guard,” we feel it is our duty to preserve the honor of the Late Night Desk and offer a couple of desks worthy of a conquering host for future episodes of Game of Desks. Seth Meyers – heed our advice or we might just slaughter your desk as well.

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BATTLE WORTHY DESKS:

Lethal Weapon Desk

Fenced-In Desk Design features head-on-a-spike technology. Get your opponent to lean in close, raise the spiked fence and the battle is over with one plunge into the jugular!

Game of Desks Lethal Weapon Desk – © Hazz Design – 2013

Drawbridge Desk with Deadly Moat

Variation on our original Bridge Desk Design from Fix Fallon’s Set. This one has a soothing aquarium complete with piranha. Don’t like what your subjects (I mean “Guests”) are saying, release the flood and let the fish do your dirty work for you.

Game of Desks Moat Desk – © Hazz Design – 2013